If you're not familiar with them (or our near-weekly series), the Minnesota DNR issues every week a list of reports from its dozens of conservation officers patrolling the state.
The reports can often be fairly run-of-the-mill – issuing citations for fishing without a license, for example – but quite often they feature something unusual, or downright delightful.
Here's a look at some of the stories that stood out from this week's reports:
Reminder: log your bear sightings
In their reports, conservation officers frequently write they get calls from people about bear sightings. If you missed it, there was another bear sighting in St. Paul over the weekend. Wherever you are in Minnesota, an officer wrote this week: "people who see a bear in the area are encouraged to enter them into the DNR bear tracking app."
While we're talking about interactions with wildlife...
In Albany, CO Chad Thesing reports: "A call was handled involving a family keeping a fawn deer in their home."
Meanwhile, in White Bear Lake, CO Ryan Hanna writes he investigated an animal trapping complaint: "Sometimes it can be tricky to live in harmony with certain animals. It is, however, important to know the ways that landowners can stop nuisance animals from causing damage. Trapping them and keeping them as a pet is not a viable way. Talk with your local CO if you have questions on nuisance animals."
Wives put the kibosh on husbands' excuses
In Detroit Lakes, CO Jake Swedberg reports he found two men with an overlimit of sunfish. He wrote: "The men were both in possession of two limits of sunfish and claimed their wives had left the previous night and forgotten their fish."
Swedberg said he called both wives, and funnily enough, "neither had any clue about fishing and their husbands admitted to the overlimit."
Putting your teeth on the line
In Hibbing, CO Don Bozovsky says he found an angler using too many lines. As he approached him, he says, "The angler bit the line off on his second fishing rod, which had illegal bait consisting of a sunfish."
Then, when Bozovsky’s back was turned, the angler's young son "was signaled to do the same" and bit his sunfish-baited line.
"Both cut lines were retrieved and enforcement action was taken," Bozovsky notes.
By the way, as this blog puts it, cutting fishing line with teeth = bad idea. It can wear out the tooth's enamel and cause cracks or chips.
In Cook, CO Shane Zavodnik says he "responded to a call regarding someone burning trash in the middle of town. Upon contact, Zavodnik observed multiple fans blowing on a fire that consisted of garbage and a large tree stump."
The man initially denied that he had anything to do with it "or that there was a fire burning right in front of him," Zavodnik writes.
"After a more in-depth conversation, the suspect admitted to the violation and appropriate action was taken."