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Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight Show Superlatives' with Vikings and Packers

Obviously, Jimmy Fallon spent more time making fun of the Packers.
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"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" played its superlatives game on Wednesday night and the people they used were players from the Packers and Vikings.

So, if these guys were back in high school this is what the show thinks they'd be "most likely to be voted" in their yearbooks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftxXeX2m8Zg&feature=youtu.be

Packers

Jake Ryan, LB – Most likely to be Matt Damon if he ate three Matt Damons.

Kyle Murphy, OL – Most likely to have just found out you can't eat the plastic on Kraft singles.

T.J. Lang, OL – Most likely to be the lovechild of Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter.

Jhurrell Pressley, RB – Most likely to laugh then say, "Wait...what?" after you pretend to remove your thumb.

Trevor Davis, WR – Most likely to be anywhere from 6'1'' and 6'4''.

Mason Crosby, K – Most likely to look in the mirror and say, "Yes! My Hugh Laurie transformation pills are working!

Eddie Lacy, RB – Most likely to buy all his glasses at a store called "Whoopi-Crafters."

Vikings

Audie Cole, LB – Most likely to be a Snapchat face swap of you and your girlfriend.

Shamar Stephen, DL – Most likely to cry after losing a balloon.

Shaun Hill, QB – Most likely to rub his butt on the rug like a dog.

Jeff Locke, P – Most likely to have to warn his team again about his intense peanut allergy.

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