Woman's 'weren't my pants' defense doesn't hold up in Fergus Falls case

An attempt to blame somebody else's pants for a crime has fallen down in Todd County court. Sonya Witkowski of Fergus Falls, who went with a "they weren't my pants" defense after an officer found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in different pockets of her jeans, has been convicted of fifth-degree possession.
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An attempt to blame somebody else's pants for a crime has fallen down in Todd County court. Sonya Witkowski of Fergus Falls, who went with a "they weren't my pants" defense after an officer found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in different pockets of her jeans, has been convicted of fifth-degree possession.

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