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6 Vikings jokes that will make you groan

Pioneer Press writer Bob Sansevere is sharing stale Vikings jokes e-mailed to him during this so-far miserable season. Yes, you've heard them all million times ... but, they're still kind of funny.
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Pioneer Press writer Bob Sansevere is sharing stale Vikings jokes e-mailed to him during this so-far miserable season. Yes, you've heard them all million times ... but, they're still kind of funny.

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