Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher in baseball.
The man is a left-handed god on the mound. Unfortunately for the Dodgers, he's out for at least a few more weeks with a back injury. But he's still going to make his $32 million base salary this season, which is more than enough to afford $200 bottles of scotch for every player on the Los Angeles Rams roster.
"To celebrate their return and welcome the Rams back to our city, it seemed fitting to send the team limited edition bottles of Johnnie Walker Blue Label: Year of the Ram," Kershaw told ABC 7 in L.A. "I look forward to watching them play for many seasons to come. Here's to a new beginning, great success and a winning season!"
Assuming he sent a bottle to every player on the team right now ... we're talking about 90 players because nobody has been cut from the roster yet.
That's $18,000 of whiskey.