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ESPN.com calls it the Uni Watch Power Rankings.

It's a four-day presentation listing the best and worst of all the pro sports jerseys.

Monday, MLB stepped up to the plate, and ... no respect for your weary Twins.

According to author Paul Lukas: "The Twins' home script hasn't aged well. It always felt too clunky, and now it also feels too 1980s. The current road script is handsome but feels too clean, too sterile, too suburban..."

As a result, the outfits worn by the Minnesota nine is ranked 24th in this poll of 30.

Really? 24th? Behind "solid but unspectacular" Tampa Bay (18th)?

And behind "It's not a great look" Colorado? (22nd)?

And for those of you who don't think there's an East Coast bias in these sorts of things, The A.L. East logged three teams in the top 10.

24th? Outrage.

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