Apparently, the football world didn't care a whole lot about the Vikings game today.
After scouring the internet to bring you seven second Cordarrelle Patterson highlights, we have determined that no one was watching him tear apart the hapless and helpless Lions.
Instead, we found Tom Brady punting.
Also, if you remember when the Vikings played the Seahawks and Brandon Mebane channeled his inner sexy, you won't be surprised that this also happened today.
Ah yes, it looks fun to win.