OK, the pizza definitely didn't get the worst of it, although it looks like a few slices have a dangerously low cheese-to-crust ratio.
The photos are actually pretty incredible, and Burleson said on his Twitter that he released pictures today because he feels blessed to have walked away from the crash.
Take a look.
The sad part of all this is, the pizza ended up falling despite Burleson's best efforts to save it.
In all seriousness, we're very happy Burleson walked away with just a broken arm, one that was successfully operated upon last week according to his agent, because it could've been a lot worse.