When you get about five minutes of spare time, just have a seat and enjoy Deadspin's "Eagles idiot" making his way around the Mall of America before the Super Bowl.
Some of our favorite parts:
- He was sort of impressed by Great Steak's cheesesteak.
- Called Philadelphia the "land of soft pretzels and sweatpants."
- Called the Mall of America "Minnesota's chief cultural institution."
- He thinks it is Minnesota's fault if 99-year-old Millie found out about Eagles fans talking trash about her.