Whatever happened to completely awesome celebrity-driven local TV ads? You know, like this 1984 gem with Mad Dog Vachon hawking beer for Chicago-Lake Liquor. Yes, it's a hairy man surrounded a "mountain of beer." Not exactly Kent Hrbek hawking air conditioners.
With the next game Joe Mauer catches, it will mark the most games that any player in Twins history has stepped behind the plate for the club. Joe's absolute behind-the-plate highlight? We got it right here...
A gem from 1979, starring former Twins pitcher Jerry Koosman. Watch Koosman walk through the locker room, touting stars like Ken Landreaux and Roy Smalley. Must see. Don't do anything else today before you watch it...
Think you're a long-suffering Vikings fan? How about those poor Green Bay Packers fans who had to sit through a humiliating playoff loss to the New York Giants last year after a dandy 15-1 season? But, according to this YouTube expert (and we have no idea if this is a spoof or not), the Pack...beat themselves!
This one is an instant classic, in a summer of 2012 sort of way. Also: Who wouldn't want to be a mascot for just a day?
Check out the three-minute setup from NBC's Bob Costas on the day the Twins beat the Tigers in 1987 to win the American League pennant.
Back when Eddie Guardado (2002, 2003 All-Star) was the Twins closer, the marketing department made him the subject of this always-entertaining 30-second TV commercial.
Never play touch football with Green Bay Packer A.J. Hawk at a golf course. You could get all wet.
Former Twin -- and current Los Angeles Angels star -- Torii Hunter takes a few moments to interview astronaut Joe Acaba, who is aboard the International Space Station. Among the queries: "Where does it go?" In short, a rare NASA interview that we understood.
Here's a look back at the greatest half-inning in Twins history. We were fishing for clips for our daily "Sports MN Video Vault" feature and found this re-mix from the 1991 Game 7 broadcast. A classic. Oh, by the way, thanks again for coming through in the clutch Mr. Larkin.
Last night, Philadelphia's Jim Thome hit a 466-foot homer to straightaway center field at Target Field. It was another titanic blast from the modern-day Harmon Killebrew. Last year, in a Twins uniform, he crushed one to right, and it was equally impressive.
Here's an instant classic. So what happens when your NHL team wins the Stanley Cup? You can do anything you want with the greatest trophy on Earth. Here, kids that belong to the L.A. Kings' Dustin Brown take a few straws and get to sipping chocolate milk.
Joe Mauer takes part in a Head & Shoulders contest where he styled someone's hair. This is weirdly awkward and somewhat sweet at the same time. So, if Joe is your barber, and you're trying to create conversation, is it OK to say, "Hey, Joe, how come you never swing at the first pitch even though it's always a strike?" Just sayin...
We're declaring this to be an instant classic. He made his name in the WWE wrestling rings by eating turnbuckles. Saturday night, George "The Animal" Steele took a bite out of a baseball before he tossed out the first pitch at the Rochester Red Wings game.
So you think we sit around here at BMTN and dream up stupid junk to put on the web just so we can have a chuckle or two? Yes, we do. Enjoy this song celebrating Carlos Gomez, who whiffed in a plate appearance against emergency relief pitcher Drew Butera on Sunday.